Total Medals Earned: 40 (From 12 different games.) Total Medal Score: 690 Points
Medals Earned: 3/10 (60/495 points)
Kill 500 enemies
Achieve 1st Lieutenant rank
Complete 10 missions
Rescue 100 allies
Collect 5000 gold
Ride 500 meters on the car in one game
Finish Normal Mode
Achieve Colonel rank
Buy all the game upgrades
Run 2000 meters in one game
Medals Earned: 2/10 (50/500 points)
Unlocked the Safe
Stopped Laying Around
Cleaned the Toilet
Unlocked the Garage
Played Beautiful Music
Escaped the Estate
Left the Bedroom
Escaped the Estate in 10 Minutes
Revisited the Basement
Escaped the Estate in 5 Minutes
Medals Earned: 12/15 (290/400 points)
Watch the Intro
Clear the first 5 waves
Clear Wave 15
Kill 100 Regulars
Clear Wave 16
Clear Wave 11
Clear Wave 8
Kill 50 Agiles
Kill 25 Brutes
Clear Wave 14
Clear Wave 18
Clear Wave 20
Watch the Ending
Check out the Credits page!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/355 points)
First destruction
First collected diamond
Complete training
Produce oil
Collect more than half of the diamonds
Complete level #10
Complete all levels
Collect all diamonds
Blow up all stones
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/480 points)
kill pedobear
kill philosoraptor
kill ichigosaurus
beat the game
win the game in the insane level!!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (100/350 points)
Have 20 Italians helping you in the kitchen!
Have 20 cursors on the pizza at once.
Have 20 Super Ovens churning out 'zas.
Have 20 Pizzabot 3000s going at once.
Have 25,000 pizzas at once
Have 20 ships sailing the seas of cheese.
Have 100,000 pizzas at once
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/355 points)
Beat 5 levels.
Beat 10 levels.
Beat 15 levels.
Beat 20 levels.
Open 20 chests.
Beat 25 levels.
Beat 30 levels.
Beat 35 levels.
Beat the game.
Open all 40 chests.
Medals Earned: 1/32 (10/500 points)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (20/85 points)
Pick up some fuel
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Pick up your Keys
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Pick up a battery
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/500 points)
Find the Power Glove!
Find the Throwing Knives!
Find the Treasure Key!
Find the Water Walk Boots!
Finish the game without dying once
Find the 1st Life Fruit!
Find the 2nd Life Fruit!
Reach the Treasure Chamber!
Finish the game without using a single Save Statue